What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Advice for trying GLP-1 drugs for weight loss from a doctor who's been there - NPR

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Brain-region stimulation may ease motor symptoms, study finds - Parkinson's News Today

No way

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Isaacman interested in privately funded science missions - SpaceNews

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Is the US forfeiting its Red Planet leadership to China's Mars Sample Return plan? - Space

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is Pampano safe to eat?

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Still no good

Fed’s Waller sees path to multiple interest-rate cuts this year - MarketWatch

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Facebook is asking to use Meta AI on photos in your camera roll you haven’t yet shared - TechCrunch

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

If a non-LGBT man (of any age) from a Western country attracts far more mosquitoes than potential dates, what does that say about him?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

In pictures: Glastonbury Festival day four so far - BBC

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Scientists May Have Just Discovered the First Ever Pieces of Mercury - The Daily Galaxy

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance